Friday, December 14, 2007

California to Declare an Emergency Over Budget

The New York Times will report tomorrow that Gov. Schwarzenegger will have to declare an Emergency Over Budget for California, as the state's budget deficit has grown over 4 BILLION DOLLARS from $10 billion to $14 billion.

1) That's right. The NYT will report TOMORROW. This is what happens when you Rice=Rocket Fuel. You become so fast you report on the news before the news reports on itself.

2) That's also right. 4 BILLION DOLLARS. That means California now owes 40% more money than it did last year. Goddamn.

3) That's definitely right. This totally means that student tuition fees for UCs, CSUs, and Community Colleges are going to skyrocket.

Oh wow. We're so fucked.

Fig. 1.1 The Governator Aims At College Students' Wallets


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